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JettKuso is a Super-User found in all the dark corners of Runsafe.
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[[ Image:JettCave.png | thumbnail | right | 300px | A wild JettKuso has appeared! ]]
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JettKuso is a Super-User on the Runsafe Minecraft server.
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He resides in the Central US time zone, but pays little attention to it.
  
 
'''Fun Facts'''
 
'''Fun Facts'''
  
 
*He stays up all night long, then flees when sunlight begins to creep through his blinds. Most of his sleep takes place in daylight.
 
*He stays up all night long, then flees when sunlight begins to creep through his blinds. Most of his sleep takes place in daylight.
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*He never gets to kick anyone, because the other staff can type names like "jelloman1221784529652" much faster than him.
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*He holds the official world record for "Most near-fatal injuries while riding a bike".
 
*He is better than a bad Spleefer but worse than a good Spleefer.
 
*He is better than a bad Spleefer but worse than a good Spleefer.
 
*He struggles to find a "good time" to use his mic on Teamspeak.  
 
*He struggles to find a "good time" to use his mic on Teamspeak.  
*He holds the world record for "Most near-fatal injuries while riding a bike".
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*He makes crappy music in GarageBand.
*He makes crappy music in GarageBand, which you can listen to upon request.
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*If he is not on Runsafe there is a 50% chance he is playing the drums.
 
*If he is not on Runsafe there is a 50% chance he is playing the drums.
 
*He accomplishes many things in life, but not when people are looking.
 
*He accomplishes many things in life, but not when people are looking.
*He never gets to kick anyone, because the other staff can type names like "jelloman1221784529652" much faster than him.
 
 
*Anyone can take him on in PvP for a free self-esteem boost.
 
*Anyone can take him on in PvP for a free self-esteem boost.
 
*He sometimes refers to himself in third person.
 
*He sometimes refers to himself in third person.
 
*JettKuso does not know what that means.
 
*JettKuso does not know what that means.
 
*Look at him. Look at him and laugh!
 
*Look at him. Look at him and laugh!

Revision as of 07:45, 12 May 2013

A wild JettKuso has appeared!

JettKuso is a Super-User on the Runsafe Minecraft server. He resides in the Central US time zone, but pays little attention to it.

Fun Facts

  • He stays up all night long, then flees when sunlight begins to creep through his blinds. Most of his sleep takes place in daylight.
  • He never gets to kick anyone, because the other staff can type names like "jelloman1221784529652" much faster than him.
  • He holds the official world record for "Most near-fatal injuries while riding a bike".
  • He is better than a bad Spleefer but worse than a good Spleefer.
  • He struggles to find a "good time" to use his mic on Teamspeak.
  • He makes crappy music in GarageBand.
  • If he is not on Runsafe there is a 50% chance he is playing the drums.
  • He accomplishes many things in life, but not when people are looking.
  • Anyone can take him on in PvP for a free self-esteem boost.
  • He sometimes refers to himself in third person.
  • JettKuso does not know what that means.
  • Look at him. Look at him and laugh!