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[[ Image:JettCave.png | thumbnail | right | 300px | A wild JettKuso has appeared! ]]
 
[[ Image:JettCave.png | thumbnail | right | 300px | A wild JettKuso has appeared! ]]
JettKuso is a Super-User on the Runsafe Minecraft server.
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JettKuso is a Super-User on the Runsafe Minecraft server. He resides in the Central US time zone, but pays little attention to it.
He resides in the Central US time zone, but pays little attention to it.
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'''Fun Facts'''
 
'''Fun Facts'''
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*He stays up all night long, then flees when sunlight begins to creep through his blinds. Most of his sleep takes place in daylight.
 
*He stays up all night long, then flees when sunlight begins to creep through his blinds. Most of his sleep takes place in daylight.
 
*He actually holds the official world record for "Most near-fatal injuries while riding a bike".
 
*He actually holds the official world record for "Most near-fatal injuries while riding a bike".
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*He is still not quite familiar with talking to other people through a poorly mounted microphone on his desk.
 
*He is better than a bad Spleefer but worse than a good Spleefer.
 
*He is better than a bad Spleefer but worse than a good Spleefer.
 
*He makes crappy music in GarageBand.
 
*He makes crappy music in GarageBand.

Revision as of 10:57, 12 May 2013

A wild JettKuso has appeared!

JettKuso is a Super-User on the Runsafe Minecraft server. He resides in the Central US time zone, but pays little attention to it.

Fun Facts

  • He stays up all night long, then flees when sunlight begins to creep through his blinds. Most of his sleep takes place in daylight.
  • He actually holds the official world record for "Most near-fatal injuries while riding a bike".
  • He is still not quite familiar with talking to other people through a poorly mounted microphone on his desk.
  • He is better than a bad Spleefer but worse than a good Spleefer.
  • He makes crappy music in GarageBand.
  • His birthday is May 30th. He is currently 16 years old.
  • Anyone can take him on in PvP for a free self-esteem boost.
  • If he is not on Runsafe there is a 50% chance he is playing the drums.
  • He accomplishes many things in life, but not when people are looking.
  • He sometimes refers to himself in third person.
  • JettKuso does not know what that means.
  • Look at him. Look at him and laugh!