Revision as of 00:56, 9 June 2013

A wild JettKuso has appeared!

JettKuso is a Moderator on the Runsafe Minecraft Server. He resides in the Central US time zone, but pays little attention to it.

Fun Facts about JettKuso

• He stays up all night long, then flees when sunlight begins to creep through his blinds. Most of his sleep takes place in daylight.
• He gets on Teamspeak when he can, but often has little to say. However he is friendly, and he does in fact have a voice.
• He was promoted to Moderator in May 2013 along with Jesse_070296, a month when they were statistically the hardest working staff members.
• He actually holds the official world record for "Most near-fatal injuries while riding a bike".
• He is better than a bad Spleefer but worse than a really good Spleefer.
• He makes crappy music in GarageBand.
• His birthday is May 30th. He is currently 17 years old.
• Anyone can take him on in PvP for a free self-esteem boost.
• If he is not on Runsafe there is a 50% chance he is playing the drums.
• He accomplishes many things in life, but not when people are looking.
• He sometimes refers to himself in third person.
• JettKuso does not know what that means.
• Look at him. Look at him and laugh!

Survival

The Mushroom Island is found

JettKuso began playing Survival on Runsafe in late 2012. At this point, he had only really played Minecraft in Creative mode -- both in singleplayer and on the server. Calling upon his lack of knowledge regarding anything past tree punching, he started off by building an adorable 5x5 wooden house on a small island. This was then found and griefed immediately. Fast forward to mid 2013 -- JettKuso had been living in a nice base that was doing okay compared to many previous attempts. All seemed well . . . but elsewhere in Survival, things took a turn for the worst. Skybase Infinity (home of several other staff members), was destroyed by a dangerous user know only as "Skalamandar", leaving many people with no base. Quickly, a plan to find magical new land was devised. JettKuso was invited to join in, and a team of staff members assembled instantly. Just as the group prepared to set off on their quest, another user was spotted attempting to follow. Panic ensued upon a dreadful realization . . . it was none other than Skalamandar himself. He was quickly met with a friendly barrage of arrows, which dealt a great deal of damage. Unprepared for this, he retreated briefly before attempting to come back. The team responded by throwing down a block of TNT as a distraction, and courageously running away with arms flailing. After many inhuman squeaking sounds were emitted, the group calmed down and realized that they had somehow lost the Skalamandar. At this point, an ocean was found and a direction was chosen. From then on, It was an incredibly long, action packed adventure out in the open seas. Many boats were broken, many squids were cursed at, and they lost at least fifty men in a dreadful storm. Finally, over one million blocks away from the 0x 0z location, a Mushroom Island biome was found by the survivors; JettKuso, Jesse_070296, and Mintus001. Shortly after the initial journey, Nerothis, Kiiaz and Yuliette joined the group. Some also believe that Kruithne may have dwelled somewhere deep inside this very island . . . however this is largely due to the fact that he was either present or riding Mintus001's head during the entire boating ordeal. Do not ask about the snowballs. The island was quickly covered in various buildings, and the once empty space began to look like a town. However, this brilliant home did not last. After no more time than a week or two, the group became fearful that the island's coordinates had somehow fallen into the hands of many other dangerous users, including Skalamandar. Quickly, JettKuso made a deal with Kennny92. Using the new summoning feature, Kennny brought everyone present on the Mushroom biome to a new island boasting an even greater distance from the 0x 0z location. In return, Kennny and Naxanria were allowed into the group. After a short stay on the island, Jett and Jesse traveled briefly by boat to find a new location nearby. Everyone quickly relocated, and the abundant space was use to build bigger, better, far more brilliant bases than the last biome had brought. For the most part, this home has allowed for a peaceful time. That is, unless someone does something completely unacceptable. Unacceptable crimes include but are not limited to: Touching Kruithne's stuff, leaving Jesse's door open, standing where Kiiaz is building, and realizing Jett is living in the basement you didn't know you had.

Creative

Red Vs Green, Orange Vs Blue, and Pink Vs Purple

Description

In the Creative world, JettKuso has built three multiplayer maze/puzzle games that few people actually play. Two of them are simple "1 on 1" maze games, while the third is a four player "2 on 2" team game with a combination of small mazes and puzzles. The object of all three games remains the same: Reach the center of the plot before the opposition. All three games each consist of two identical L-shaped complexes squished together, and both lead to a center room. Of course, each complex is represented by a different color. Players start on opposite sides of the plot, and each enter their chosen complex at the same time. From that point on, it is a race to see who can navigate through their complex faster and reach the center of the plot.

Games

• Pink Vs Purple is a two player "1 on 1" game, and each complex contains nothing more than a simple one block high maze. Co-created by PinkPickle55. The plot name is JettKuso_5.
• Orange Vs Blue is another two player game, but the mazes are two blocks high instead of one. Both complexes are broken up into four sections marked by three "checkpoints". The plot name is JettKuso_4.
• Red Vs Green is a four player "2 on 2" game featuring a combination of maze sections and simple puzzles inside each complex. Four players must split up into two teams of two players, and each team must work together to reach the center of their chosen complex first -- this makes it the most challenging of the three games. Unlike the other two plots, Red Vs Green has puzzles that each require a manual reset after a game takes place. Therefore, JettKuso most be online to start and manage a game of Red Vs Green. The other games feature pressure-plate activated start systems that allow players to begin a game on their own. The plot name for Red Vs Green is JettKuso_3.

It is worth noting that JettKuso does have other plots in Creative, including JettKuso_12, which placed third in the Spring 2013 Creative Contest.

Where to find him

Currently, JettKuso can be found on the Runsafe Minecraft Server, the Runsafe Teamspeak Channel, the ShadowPhoenixGuild forums, and YouTube. If you can't find him in any of these places for more than a few days, send backup immediately.