JettKuso

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JettKuso is a Super-User found in all the dark corners of Runsafe.

Fun Facts

  • He stays up all night long, then flees when sunlight begins to creep through his blinds. Most of his sleep takes place in daylight.
  • He is better than a bad Spleefer but worse than a good Spleefer.
  • He struggles to find a "good time" to use his mic on Teamspeak.
  • He holds the world record for "Most near-fatal injuries while riding a bike".
  • He makes crappy music in GarageBand, which you can listen to upon request.
  • If he is not on Runsafe there is a 50% chance he is playing the drums.
  • He accomplishes many things in life, but not when people are looking.
  • Anyone can take him on in PvP for a free self-esteem boost.
  • He never gets to kick anyone, because the other Super Users can type stupid names like "jelloman1221784529652" much faster than him.
  • He sometimes refers to himself in third person.
  • JettKuso doesn't know what that means.
  • Look at him. Look at him and laugh!